Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you

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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.
Quote by George Carlin.
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George Carlin

May 11, 1937 – June 21, 2008
George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, he was once dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was well known for his dark comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun

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Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.
Quote by Alan Watts.
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Alan Watts

January 5, 1915 – November 15, 1973
British writer and lecturer who interpreted and popularised Eastern philosophy and religion for a Western audience. Born in Chislehurst, England, he moved to the United States in 1938 and began Zen training in New York. Pursuing a career, he attended Seabury-Western Theological Seminary, where he received a master's degree in theology.

Gravity explains the motions of the planets

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Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion.
Quote by Isaac Newton.
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Isaac Newton

January 4, 1643 – March 31, 1727
Sir Isaac Newton was an English mathematician, physicist, astronomer, theologian, and author (described in his own day as a "natural philosopher") who is widely recognised as one of the most influential scientists of all time, and a key figure in the scientific revolution.
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