In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem

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In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
Quote by George Carlin.
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George Carlin

May 11, 1937 – June 21, 2008
George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, he was once dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was well known for his dark comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Quote by George Carlin.
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George Carlin

May 11, 1937 – June 21, 2008
George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, he was once dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was well known for his dark comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

That's why they call it the American Dream

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That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Quote by George Carlin.
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George Carlin

May 11, 1937 – June 21, 2008
George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, he was once dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was well known for his dark comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Quote by George Carlin.
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George Carlin

May 11, 1937 – June 21, 2008
George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, he was once dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was well known for his dark comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked

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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
Quote by George Carlin.
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George Carlin

May 11, 1937 – June 21, 2008
George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, he was once dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was well known for his dark comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
Quote by George Carlin.
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George Carlin

May 11, 1937 – June 21, 2008
George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, he was once dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was well known for his dark comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it

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I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.
Quote by Edgar Allan Poe.
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Edgar Allan Poe

January 18, 1809 – October 6, 1849
American writer, editor, and literary critic. Poe is best known for his poetry and short stories, particularly his tales of mystery and the macabre. He is widely regarded as a central figure of Romanticism in the United States and of American literature as a whole, and he was one of the country's earliest practitioners of the short story. He is generally considered the inventor of the detective fiction genre and is further credited with contributing to the emerging genre of science fiction.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Quote by Charles Bukowski.
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Charles Bukowski

August 15, 1920 – March 8, 1994
Henry Charles Bukowski was a German-American poet, novelist, and short story writer. His writing was influenced by the social, cultural, and economic ambiance of his home city of Los Angeles.

Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution

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Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors.
Quote by Nikola Tesla.
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Nikola Tesla

July 10, 1856 – January 7, 1943
Nikola Tesla (10 July 1856 – 7 January 1943) was a Serbian-American inventor, electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and futurist who is best known for his contributions to the design of the modern alternating current (AC) electricity supply system.

Never memorize something that you can look up

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Never memorize something that you can look up.
Quote by Albert Einstein.
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Albert Einstein

March 14, 1879 – April 18, 1955
Albert Einstein (14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955) was a German-born theoretical physicist who developed the theory of relativity, one of the two pillars of modern physics (alongside quantum mechanics). His work is also known for its influence on the philosophy of science.